Monday, October 5, 2009

confidence itu penting 1

mr.S: kalau number kereta start dengan W, tu kereta wilayah kan?
sarah: yeps.
mr.S: kalau A?
sarah: Perak. camni lah. K for Kedah. D for Kelantan. J for Johor. C for Pahang. R for Perlis. P for Penang. M for Melaka. N for Negeri Sembilan.
mr.S: i see. senang la nak detect kan?
sarah: ye lah.
mr.S: kalau B?
sarah: Bukit Beruntung.
mr.S: oh, really?
sarah: yeah. the developer of Bukit Beruntung actually bought the full list of vehicle registration number starting with B for the exclusivity. B is strictly for the vehicle owners who live in Bukit Beruntung.
mr.S: ohh la kisahnye...
sarah: tu lah. Abah ngan Mak punya kereta pun sumer start dengan B
mr.S: they seriously did that?
sarah: tak lah. i tipu je. B is for Selangor. pandai tak i buat cerita?
mr.S: (terkesima) pandai.... pandai sangat....
note: mr.S is my fren from Singapore....

sorry, saya tidak romantik

tempat: side walk cafe

guy: you're pretty, you know?
sarah: haha. yeah right. you always know how to make me feel good, aren't you?
guy: no, really. you're pretty.
sarah: i guess you've been blinded.
guy: really? then i'd rather be blind forever.
sarah: okay. come, let me poke your eyes.
guy: ???